Archive for the ‘Bike Tour Myths’ Category

Team Pronto Dispells Myths About the MS 150 Bike Tour

June 12, 2007

There are so many myths about the MS 150 Bike Tour. Team Pronto will now dispell these myths and provide the truths so new riders will know what it’s really like to ride in the MS 150 Bike Tour.

Pronto Start

Myth #10: Paris Hilton Rides With Team Pronto

June 12, 2007

It’s a Myth that Paris Hilton was to ride with Team Pronto.

Hilton Myth

The Truth is that the photos of Paris crying were taken just after she talked to Barry. He told her that nobody on Team Pronto wanted her to ride with us.

Myth #9: Disneyland is Where People Love to Be

June 12, 2007

It’s a Myth that Disneyland is where everyone wants to be.

Leduc Myth

The Truth is that after riding 150K, the only place people want to be is in Leduc!

Myth #8: There’ll Be A Tailwind

June 12, 2007

It’s a Myth that there’ll be a tailwind!

Myth Tough

The truth is that there is a tailwind, it’s just not the way you’re riding!

If you know you’ll be riding into the wind most of the time, you’ll be fine!

Myth #7: There Are Only 3 Hills

June 12, 2007

It’s a Myth that there are only 3 hills on the ride route.

Myth Tough

The Truth is that there is a hill every few kilometres. Some of the hills are big and some are bigger. And the hill at the end of the ride it’s big too!
The best part is there are do-able!

Myth #6: The First 5 K Are The Toughest

June 12, 2007

It’s a myth that the first 5 K are tough!

Water Myth
The truth is it’s all tough.
The best part is with Team Pronto there is so much encouragement
that you will hardly notice how hard it seems.

Myth #5: The Prairies Are Flat

June 12, 2007

The Myth is that the prairies are flat.

Flat Myth
The Truth is that like the way our parents went to school,
the MS 150 Bike Tour is up hill both ways

Myth #4: There’s Not Enough Dip

June 12, 2007

It’s a Myth that there isn’t enough dip for the veggies after the ride.

Pronto Cake

The Truth is that there is cake for everone on Team Pronto.

Myth #3: Team Pronto Is Very Careful About Hydration

June 12, 2007

Myth #3

You can get your fuel to ride in many ways.
And remember, all training and no playing makes Team Pronto very dull.

Myth #2: Brocholi is Good For You

June 12, 2007

Brocholi Myth

The truth is no body on Team Pronto wants to have anything to do with Mr. Brocholi.